The
SPONgE CLAW
The SPONGE CLAW is so lightweight and effective, it will make your old bacteria-collecting scrub brush feel prehistoric! Made of 100% decades-durable aluminum, these claws clamp right down on your preferred shower sponge, loofah, or pouf for the perfect way to reach everywhere! You don’t need to be an archaeologist to dig up your own SPONGE CLAW and make the bacteria in your shower go extinct!
USE THE SPONGE CLAW WITH:
SPONGES
WASH CLOTHS
LOOFAHS
POUFS
Primitive And Perfect!
SPONGE CLAW IS CLEAN!
With no crevices to collect mold, mildew, or bacteria, the all-aluminum SPONGE CLAW is light years cleaner than competing wood and plastic models with dozens of places for bacteria to fester in their flawed designs which often entail recessed right angles and un-cleanable corners that collect soap scum and who knows what else. Ugh!
SPONGE CLAW IS lightweight!
Being that the SPONGE CLAW is 100% premium aluminum which is resistant to bending or breaking, our design is able to strip down much of the bulky weight that is common in wood and plastic designs. As a result, you can wield the SPONGE CLAW with fast precision to save time and arm fatigue to make your shower that much more enjoyable.
SPONGE CLAW IS durable!
The all-aluminum construction of the SPONGE CLAW makes this thing virtually indestructible. Barring a cleaning catastrophe, the SPONGE CLAW will be your go-to shower friend for decades to come. Simply wipe it down periodically to keep it clean, don’t run it over with a car, and this claw will be there for you long-term.
ORIGIN STORY
Paul Melnik is a humble man of humble beginnings. As a successful owner of a leading roofing company in Rochester NY, Mr. Melnik would often be hard-working and hot on top of multiple roofs on any given day in the humid and sweltering northeastern summers.
As you can imagine, this created a sweaty man with smelly problems. The shower is the refuge and reset for any hardworking person. It is the great equalizer and refresher for those who seek to re-enter society after a hard day’s work.
But all was not well in Rochester NY. Mr. Melnik found that the mediocrity of existing “sponge on a stick” contraptions and grossness of mildew-collecting plastic-molded handles prevented him from getting 100% clean. Maybe he’s a germophobe — who knows? Aren’t we all?
But this failure of existing products coupled with a need to get totally, unforgivably clean (?) drove Mr. Melnik to near madness before he hit rock bottom, shower wise. It was within these depths that he found the answer.
THE SHOWER CLAW, BB!!! 100% clean, 100% lightweight, 100% affordable, 1,000% durable. Keep the claw; just swap out the sponges. It’s really that simple.
Don’t trust me, though, I’m just the web designer. Try it out for yourself and lunge for the sponge… CLAW!
*DINOSAUR NOISES**
